by Dare Devil February 19, 2003
Phrase used to assure another person that you are handling something. The term is very similar to "like white on rice" or "like flies on shit".
Person One: "The boss needs you to pick up his Ferrari from the shop."
Person Two: "I'm on it, like stink on a monkey!"
Person Two: "I'm on it, like stink on a monkey!"
by DezlPower July 13, 2003
(Noun) A man of epic proportions who, by possessing such traits of masculinity, strength, raw sexuality, intelligence, and charm, has been labeled by much of the feminine world as God Almighty’s gift of the ages. He, who with a single look, can either terrify the world’s most courageous man, or melt the heart of any beautiful woman.
I saw Steel Monkey kill that terrorist with one hand while simultaneously winning the hearts of 19 women. I heard that Chuck Norris is his bastard son.
by Steel Monkey February 11, 2006
To sabotoge or disrupt.
George W. Bush's claim of Iraqi weapons of mass destruction threw a MONKEY WRENCH in Colin Powell's political aspirations.
by Mikail Bevale March 06, 2005
A great time.
What was your favorite thing that happened at the party last night?
I don't know. The whole night was a real barrel of monkeys.
I don't know. The whole night was a real barrel of monkeys.
by slamjackson.com June 25, 2010
Jim: Hey Bob, let's go to Chotchky's for lunch.
Bob: Sure, sounds great!
Larry: Where we going guys?
Jim: Don't be a crotch monkey, you're not invited.
Bob: Sure, sounds great!
Larry: Where we going guys?
Jim: Don't be a crotch monkey, you're not invited.
by Joe from Idaho March 09, 2006
Teacher: Okay, children we have a new student from Afghanistan
Obnoxious Student: Lynch that sand monkey right now dammit!
Obnoxious Student: Lynch that sand monkey right now dammit!
by TRMT12 July 20, 2008