Chicken Jockey: A very obscure sex act done after a solemn occasion. This is a form of necrophilia typically done by digging up a rotten course, and dressing yourself in a chicken suit. Beforehand, you must say the obligatory “CHICKEN JOCKEY,” and proceed to have it ride your schlong. This can be done with the help of another person to move said corpse, or through proper positioning and having the corpse lie down on you during the act. Once finished, you carry the nut-filled corpse on your back and run around thrashing into innocent civilians, similar to a chicken jockey.
After everyone left the funeral, Sam couldn’t bear to look at the grave anymore, and dug it up to do the Chicken Jockey.
by The Muntologist July 9, 2025
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Friend one" hey girl how's things with Trevor"
two " omg I dumped his ass last night and got myself a new jockey"
Friend one" hey girl how's things with Trevor"
two " omg I dumped his ass last night and got myself a new jockey"
Friend one" hey girl how's things with Trevor"
two " omg I dumped his ass last night and got myself a new jockey"
two " omg I dumped his ass last night and got myself a new jockey"
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