joes friend: oh shit joe, he's gonna say it!
Jack black: chicken jockey!
the entire ass movie theater: explodes
Jack black: chicken jockey!
the entire ass movie theater: explodes
by neonVX May 9, 2025

Absolute cinema!
Try throwing popcorn while shouting this during a movie without the cops getting called.
-PC Joe Carter and Tom are comin’ for your ass!
Try throwing popcorn while shouting this during a movie without the cops getting called.
-PC Joe Carter and Tom are comin’ for your ass!
by UK DEFINER April 8, 2025

A sex position where a female or male violently rides another male with a huge ding dong of Mexican nationality.
Girl: “Babe, I think we should try something new.”
Dude: “Yeah I don’t think toys are my thing.”
Girl: “No toys, but I do want to try out this new thing people are calling the Donkey Jockey.”
Dude: “Mierda not this one.”
Dude: “Yeah I don’t think toys are my thing.”
Girl: “No toys, but I do want to try out this new thing people are calling the Donkey Jockey.”
Dude: “Mierda not this one.”
by TacoBender81 May 25, 2021

somebody that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually cheap wine purchased with social security monies.
by Tomthecoffeeboy May 22, 2025

An individual that REALLY enjoys riding people during intercourse. Essentially, they milk their lover like a horse.
Person 1: My buddy Cole is a HUGE Cum Jockey
Person 2: Really, COLE is?!
Person 1: Yeah dude he rode me into the sunset last week
Person 2: Really, COLE is?!
Person 1: Yeah dude he rode me into the sunset last week
by Horse Tranquilizer Guy April 5, 2024

a struggle for power between multiple individuals in a family or organization, especially for the position of boss or underboss in a mafia family
if a mafia is in the middle of restructuring, as serious case of tornado jockey can ensue, with sometimes deadly consequence
by Sexydimma January 27, 2015

by A4775 April 11, 2025
