kobe clock

An alternate name for the NBA’s 24 second shot clock. The name is used to honor the legacy of the great Kobe Bean Bryant.

Friend 1: ”Did you see that shot clock violation? That was some gritty defense”
Friend 2: ”Yeah the Kobe Clock expired, RIP Mamba”

by Pskills43 January 27, 2020

clock liter

A clock liter is a form of measurement to calculate kenta meters and yards into minutes

There are 9,000 clock liters in 9 kenta meters

by Kent A. Meters September 1, 2022

I’ll clock you

To check somebody or punch/hit them.

“Don’t play with me or I’ll clock you right now!”

by yourmom5000 May 7, 2022

Ghetto alarm clock

When you sleep through your alarms and your friends come over to wake you up by banging on your bedroom window.

"Austin's phone died last night, but the ghetto alarm clock woke him up."

by Nathan V. September 26, 2021

Clock Blocked

When you go into work early to finish a project and your boss tells you that you cannot clock in at that time.

Bob: Dude I went into work early so I could finish up that proposal for the new division of accounting but my boss wouldn't let me clock in.

Stu: Man that sucks, you totally got clock blocked

by Gomer B. December 15, 2011

Cluck Clock

When you are gagging for a beer or a line and your internal clock starts ticking. Usually around 2pm on a Friday.

Fuck me Barry, the Cluck Clock has started. Get me to the boozer, no more work is getting done today.

by TARMAC LTD November 24, 2020

Edge O Clock

Edge o clock means its time to edge

Guy 1: My Edge O Clock is going off

Guy 2: Its time to edge bro

by minimike_713922 December 9, 2023