Andrew (Drew)

(An)Drew is the most amazing, kindest, sweetest, loving soul you’ll ever meet. Yes, from time to time he screws up...it can be pretty major...but he always makes up for it. One day, his girlfriend hopes to get married to him and have kids. She loves him more than anything in the world. (If you’re reading this, I love you silly goose)

Person: “Hey did you hear Andrew (Drew) s girl talkin about him?”
P2: “Yeah, they're head over heals for each other.”

by Sillygoose’s angel muffin October 17, 2019

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Andrew Constance

Literally the biggest retard in Australian politics. When he was transport minister he buttfucked every form of public transport imaginable! He replaced the world famous Manly ferries with Chinese rowboats that fall apart in the wake of a paddle board. He then proceeded to buy river ferries that COULDNT FIT UNDER FUCKING BRIDGES and were also full of asbestos. He also built a light rail system that runs slow as balls and it then proceeded to crack rendering it useless for 18 months. And as if things couldn't get any worse... HE BUYS TRAINS THAT CANT FIT THROUGH TUNNELS!!!! LIKE HOLY SHIT DID YOU EVEN THINK TO... OH I DONT KNOW.... MEASURE THE FUCKING TUNNEL! Andrew Constance fucked all of these things up and then the moment Gladys Berejiklian resigns HE BUGGERS OFF TO RUN FOR FEDERAL POLITICS AND LEAVES NSW TRANSPORT IN FUCKING SHAMBLES. Andrew Constance is the biggest asshole on this planet.

Did you hear? Andrew Constance was caught having sexual intercourse with an Emerald Class Ferry and now has cancer on his tiny baby dick from all the asbestos in the hull! He also had one of the trains up his ass... They may be too big for the train tunnels but are never too big for Andrews tunnel.

by Notakneegrowth December 30, 2021

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andrew heron

if you know andrew heron you also know how cringe he is

one of the cringiest people i know

if you know andrew heron you also know how cringe he is

one of the cringiest people i know

andrew: hey girl why you hugging that teddy instead of me

girl: ew *goes back on tiktok*

by cummy chris January 14, 2023

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