Hernandez Shuffle

The act of one killing themselves by applying a slippery substance to the floor to prevent recovery from hanging.

Man today really sucked…I think I’m going to commit the Hernandez shuffle.

by Shufflemaster420 November 20, 2021

Shuffle Burr

When you get something (a rock, piece of wood, pebble) inside your shoe, and you're not sure what it is.

Ashlay: "Oww! I have something inside my shoe!"
Mr. Wentz: "Looks like another Shuffle Burr."

by (Deticated to Super Wentz) June 14, 2010

Five Knuckle Shuffle

When sticking your fist in someone’s anus and wiggling it around violently for pleasure.

This weekend my girl wants me to give her the five knuckle shuffle

by thicccboy99 June 12, 2019

Virginia shuffle

When you’re stranded in a stall after laying down the city hall of brown town and you either run out of TP or clog the ceramic and the. need to go inhabit another stall to finish cleanup duty but refuse to potentially lay havoc in your ball hammocks

Brian was 15 beers deep camping and need to take a shit. I went into the bathhouse a half hour later to take a piss and open the door to see him doing the Virginia Shuffle from the first to the last stall.

by BtownBubba November 24, 2020

password shuffle

Constantly changing your password so crackers can't get in.

Hun I did the password shuffle too many times and forgot my password.

by Timmy March 27, 2016

vagina shuffle

A dance in which the male shoves his penis into a women and tells her bounce

Oh baby fuck me with the vagina shuffle

by Ooberschnitzel June 22, 2015

burbuss shuffle

To have sex with a burgess and love it.

Shes got the burbuss shuffle!

by Tjigfahfi December 29, 2021