Pioneer Finger

The first of many fingers to explore the new world, which is a girl's anus.

"That finger is a pioneer, the first one to land on Plymouth Rock!"

"Most girls want a pioneer finger, even if it's just to the knuckle."

by ThugLuvBonerJamz November 15, 2015

Finger Basket

The act of putting your hands together back-to-back and sliding into the vagina then tickling the insides. Giving the illusion of a wiggling basket.

He gave me the best f*cking finger basket last night.

I got finger basketed last night.

I’m going to give her a good finger basket tonight.

by iloveeden June 26, 2019

Finger Sprayed

When a person is distracted while shitting and they wipe too early and shit all over their fingers while wiping.

Red was rushing his load so he could be caller #8 for free tickets to Boy George and "Finger Sprayed" his fingers.

by 3$K August 4, 2017

Salad Finger

A racial slur regarding Europeans and European stench.

Aww dude! Look at that salad finger! Repugnant.

by Srdty May 12, 2014

Fingerer's Remorse

The feeling you get when driving after realizing that the guy you just gave the finger will now be sitting alongside you at a very long traffic light or was heading to the same store. First used by Adam Carrolla on his podcast 1/16/2020.

I got a bad case of fingerer's remorse when I realized that the guy to whom I had just enthusiastically flipped the bird for cutting me off in traffic was pulling into the bosses space where I had come to interview for my dream job.

by Meg Nutman January 16, 2020

finger fluff

Finger fluffing. The Making love version of ' finger blasting '

I kissed her neck gently while finger fluffing her.

by I know nothing really! March 29, 2015

Finger-spaz

A random spaz in your finger, while you are on your computer. This is what you get when you play too many computer games.

Sorry, I had a finger-spaz!

by Nidajazz April 28, 2011