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Thomas English Muffin

When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.
Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.
by SkidmarkParade January 13, 2022
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English

1. A language treated as a de facto official language by the U.S, New Zealand, Australia, and the UK. It is recognized as a de facto language by multiple countries, though having variations within the rules for each one. It is West Germanic language, which originally began in early medieval England.
2. A term for citizens of England, and the people that reside within that territory.
I speak to all of my associates using the English language, which I use with my fellow historians due to its lineage within early medieval England.

I address all of the people within England as the English. It is a popular term, and well-known term to easily address people within England.
by jjthesteve December 13, 2018
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Driving English

Driving on the wrong side of the road, against traffic. Someone is "Driving English" if they are recklessly driving on the left side of a road in a country which drives on the right. It should be noted that only countries of colonial

English influence (United States excluded) drive on the left side of the road.
Almost got popped by some drunk ass driving english! He didn't even see the median!

Had to swerve off the road yesterday. A fire truck was driving english to avoid a clusterfuck of traffic.
by E_Man_24 June 22, 2021
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English Teacher

Either an amazing teacher who actually makes the class interesting and lets you share your writing, a somewhat boring teacher who’s a little too into Lord of the Flies…

Or the biggest creep in the entire school. If you get that one male English teacher, you feel uncomfortable every time you walk into the classroom. He says “hope everything comes out okay” every time you use the restroom, and is always talking about his college daughter or his dog. Everyone (even the kid who’s a suck-up) absolutely hates him, and common practices in that English class include shit-talking the teacher and playing CoolMathGames instead of doing his absolutely pointless essay.
Person A: “Hey, did you do Mr. Barham’s essay? English Teacher”
Person B: “Uh, fuck no? I hate that class.”
Person A: “Playing FireBoy and WaterGirl with Person C.”
by Phasmomaniac November 10, 2022
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english

a class which is torture
i dont want to go to english
by shrekisverycool March 21, 2023
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English saddle

When you pour hot tea on a woman before performing doggy style. Most commonly you pour on the ass cheeks.
Start the kettle luv, I’m horny, can we do a english saddle ye? My lil equestrian hoe
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English

A dumb language created by people who wanted to make life and communication harder.
John: The word English mean you should not read this HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :P
by Someone lame and bored. September 20, 2018
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