English Class

A purgatory-esque section of schooling where children learn to spew redundant information for eight to twelve years, while still learning less than a single YouTube video could teach.

“I sentence you to eternal condemnation, where you shall construct essays of nothing and collect quotes in the billions. The punished call it “English class”, but the English Class knows them only as captives.

by Rowb0at May 26, 2022

The English Language

The English language is a language. A language is defined as something you can speak. If you did not know The English Language, then you wouldn't be reading this. Most internet slang, like "Rizz" "Skibidi" and "Mewing" are not English terms and are to be viewed with hate and disgust to anyone using such words in their daily lexicon.

Random idiot: "OH MY GAWH, HE'S SO SKIBIDI RIZZ ON GAWD HE'S RIZZING UP BABY GRONK!"

A person with a fucking brain: "Yo, shut your goddamn face. Your existence is a sign that God doesn't exist, or the fact that God is ignorant to the abberations like you, cursing his sacred Earth, learn The English Language for fuck sake.

by TheWhiteClone July 26, 2024

English Rain

The act of getting stabbed, named after the frequent occurrence of knife attacks in England.

Jackson was thinking about getting a stab proof vest, on account of English Rain.

by PsySlop May 31, 2025

english muffin code

Code that is written in a way such that there are numerous nooks and crannies that make it nearly impossible to test thoroughly

"The testing team needs to cancel their summer plans to handle regression testing all this English muffin code."

by HabaneroPacifier May 14, 2020

english thrust

The act of placing a sea cucumber between your thighs and stroking it until it squirts onto a crumpet.

I always have an english thrust for lunch.

by Floppypigeon January 11, 2016

English

That middle school class that you never mined that much and actually kinda liked it but everyone (even your friends) though you needed a lot of mental help.

1:Yay english agian

2:U R mantaly IN saNE....

by Daniisnotpretty November 18, 2018

English saddle

When you pour hot tea on a woman before performing doggy style. Most commonly you pour on the ass cheeks.

Start the kettle luv, I’m horny, can we do a english saddle ye? My lil equestrian hoe

by Im-on-your-dom-wit-the-chrome June 15, 2023