Chair Cookie

Someone who contributes absolutely nothing to the world around them but merely sits there.

Student 1: Moe is such a chair cookie!
Student 2: Don't be so harsh. He got a 14 on that last math quiz!
Student 1: Yeah, but the teacher said she'd give us 14 free points for turning it in!
Student 2: Well, at least he turned it in.
Student 1: Actually, I found it on the floor and handed it in for him.

Student 2: Chair cookie.

by News Crew November 27, 2009

Pink cookie

A pussy u can eat out and the inside is pink

I just ate a #pink cookie👅

by Pussy,cat,yummy May 22, 2018

christ cookie

Holy eucharist

Need to go to church Sunday and grab myself a Christ cookie.

by Eeeeeeeeeeup! March 19, 2017

Breakfast cookies

Noun
Morning sex

Matt slept over last night and we had breakfast cookies at sunrise.

by Shannonymous November 12, 2016

penis cookie

"Penis cookie" is what Mars calls people when trying to insult them.

"u penis cookie"

by c.ase_y January 26, 2022

Orange Cookie

Something that is totally cool and boss

origin: deriving from the fortune cookie you receive at the end of a Chinese American meal, however this object has developed into an adjective

Damn that English test was totally orange cookie!

by t@dd March 15, 2023

Cookie Cutting

The act of doing anal and poking a turd with dick so a cookie cut if the turd goes into the urethra.

I was cookie cutting my girl last night.

by Archibald Barnabus December 15, 2018