Grapes

A phrase used to describe you friends small willy

You: My friened Josh has some Graopes (To a lass).
JJ: Yeah Josh really does have some Grapes on him.
Lass: Thanks for the heads up.

by Mr.SugarHoneyIcedTea September 9, 2021

GRAPES

GRAPES is an acronym of the list of topics to avoid at Thanksgiving (or any holiday or celebration in which you must share space with relatives):
Guns, Religion, Abortion, Politics, Economics, Sexuality.

Don't talk about GRAPES, you'll set off Uncle So-and-So's conspiracy spiral. Again.

Cousin 1: So what do you think about the new church they're buil-
Cousin 2: SHHH, we don't go near GRAPES when the entire family has to share a house for hours and hours.

by MaggityMagpieMcGee September 14, 2021

Punching the grape

The act of punching a hemorrhoid back up the anus

Last night I was punching the grape for the missus

by 60inchesofaids July 14, 2021

Dried Grape

Raisa

You are a rat, and a Dried Grape

by SleepyBoiWasHere February 19, 2022

Gape Grapes

Gape Grapes are hemorrhoids that fall out of someones gaping butthole when they get penetrated hard enough

"I boned this chick in the a** last night and when I pulled out, gape grapes fell out. I didn't even know she had hemorrhoids."

by BENJURMIND March 3, 2022

grape geyser

the act of putting grape fanta into your partners ass. getting a straw and blowing in making the fanta come out.

Dude, The sex was so good she let me give her the grape geyser!

by ubfrfrg March 5, 2022

Grape Pot

someone who looks like where's wally, and knows tells you everything about the latest war thunder update.

"mmmm like a grape pot, pringler"

by sex haver 1000 March 6, 2022