flat

Something that is so bad or boring that you can't even watch or do it anymore.

Bro, this soccer game is so flat.

by bartholemule the third April 13, 2022

Flat asshole

Your buttcheeks are so spread apart that your ass hole flat

Brittian you have a flat asshole

by Magsw13 February 13, 2019

Flat Tire

Kyler does it to me. So annoying.

KYLER STOP FLAT TIRING ME!!!

Bro that kid is annoying i'm gonna go flat tire him

by Leterz May 4, 2021

Flat Earther

Someone named Claudius

A child-like thinker named Claudius has below average IQ, and is a Flat Earther.

by RoundEarther February 12, 2024

flat election

A real Election where nobody cares who wins because all of the possible candidates are just as depressing and uninteresting as the others. I.A. We don't care who wins...you all suck, i'd rather take a nap.

I didn't even bother to vote, it's a flat election. Wake me up when it's over.

by SpdRscL November 14, 2023

Flatting

Term to describe the voyeuyristic practice of watching couples have sex in public car parks, which pre-dated the term 'dogging'.

Source : veteran doggers in East Midlands, origin unknown

"Ehhh just been flatting some couple down at piss-corner in the bottoms until some idiot boy racer scared em off"

by bogsnorkeller January 31, 2023

Flat bread

When you stack your balls one by one, placing 5$ Bills in between each ball and a female version of Blanca from street fighter eats it like a sandwich.

Kyle Myers regretted making peace with his consent to a flat bread, when his gf turned into a green skinned orange haired monster.

by Tooly Beam December 27, 2020