gooch tax

A wild molesting of a person's gooch ( the area between the asshole and balls)
Why did you break my mom's vase? I'm going to gooch tax you for that!
by SavageBoi2020 February 18, 2024
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gooch tax

Noun

The art of putting thy grabbing tool into someone's anus
Bro why did you mess me up on my homework! I should gooch tax you!
by SavageBoi2020 February 26, 2024
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Phantom Tax

Big black dude named "phantom" walks into his other friends room and demands food. After yoinking his food he exclaims "phantom tax!"

Basically phantom tax is when your friend steals your shit.
Your so phantom tax, your so skibbidy!
by Pandacous December 02, 2023
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Phantom tax

When a person is judged or "taxed" for being not something or "being phantom".
Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What is skibidi?"
Person 1: "Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "Oh no!"
Person 1: "Gyat!"

in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax
by slzrppp May 08, 2024
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Phantom Tax

When a person is judged or "taxed" for being not something or "phantom".
Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"

in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax
by slzrppp May 08, 2024
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Phantom tax

When a person is judged or "taxed" for not being something or "being phantom".
Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"

in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax
by slzrppp May 08, 2024
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Phantom Tax

Derived/misheard from the internet slang term “Fanum Tax,” Phantom Tax is a friendly act of taking another’s items for a short time, essentially borrowing the item(s) without consent or stealing.
“Man, f*** your Phantom Tax bro. I was gonna eat that!”
by Man000000 April 27, 2025
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