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Tax

1) To unfairly take money or something of value.

2) To pay a cost that is higher for something that is not worth it.

3) A sexual favor for something in return

4) To steal

5) To lose more than you should have due to a competition
1) “Why am I getting my income taxed 24%, when corporations pay 0%?”

2) “The gas station is taxing our ass 20.00 for cigarettes

3) “she wanted bottle service with our crew, so she had to service the whole crew.”

4) “They just taxed my rims of my hummer! It’s sitting on blocks!”

5) “We taxed that basketball team today! They were ranked 5 and we won by 20!”
by Pretend I was a def mute March 4, 2022
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Baby Tax

The tax an older man marrying a younger woman will pay for the luxury of having a younger wife.
Ronald's kids just got out of high school now he's remarried a 25 year old that's going to hit him with the Baby Tax
by Fraz Von Hoffer August 15, 2022
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Cool Tax

A gaming term for when a character wants to do something neat or flashy, but in order to do so must spend a disproportionate amount of resources to do so for marginal gain. Effectively, a resource tax on a player to do something cool.
Brilliant Weapons are cool taxed to hell, the effect doesn't even work on most monsters yet it's price is one of the highest in the book.
by Reshyshira October 19, 2022
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Fanum tax

To understand Fanum tax you need to know fanum. fanum is a big boned friend of kai cenat who, whenever he senses food rushes to kai and eats it. tax means a payment you must make to someone. so the tax for fanum is food. therefore fanum tax is food.
Person:1 Oh man this kfc is goood.
Person2: time for the fanum tax boi!
by Anklesnapper69 October 16, 2023
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Cock Tax

A man who is paying child support or paying out their spouse after a separation.
He has been paying some serious cock tax since Catherine found out he was unfaithful .
by Spanishbride March 16, 2017
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Fanum Tax

The “Tax” referencing the amount a single fan pays to an OnlyFans model. Fanum being the singular of Fans similar to Medium being the singular of Media.
Man, John’s getting Fanum Taxed by yo girl
by Youmou January 7, 2024
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Taxes

Good thing I'm not grown up yet, 'cause I don't have to pay taxes!

Muahahaha
Suckers!
by Rotat_the_planet February 27, 2025
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