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Shmonts

A word that is used when you dont know what something is.

Can be used to replace the word shit
Ex #1 "yo man were you at the party the other night jack puked and there was Shmonts all over the wall"

Ex #2 "CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM, THERES SHMONTS EVERYWHERE"
by zappy_cunt September 25, 2020
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Samon

Samon is a type of fish with wings, it's also known as a bird. Samons are large and fly in groups of thousands, which is why the word is popularly spammed on the teams chat
The word also means Spam, samoning is spamming.
Yoo, its a Samon, oh wait, its just kiran flying.

Hey, Nikhil's samoning the teams chat. Lets mute it.
by depressed cow October 13, 2020
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Shmoneybagcesar

Shmoneybagcesar is the fastest bitch you’ll meet he’s nice doe but still a fat bitch
Rememeber the day shmoneybagcesar ate 5 hamburgers
“I asked shmoneybagcesar for skittles but he got a cup of noodles for himself”
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Simon

Simon is a creepy guy I met on holiday.
Hi guys! I’m Simon! I have two kids and they’re VERY SMALL and they’re asleep in that house just there so so you think you could just KEEP IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT! Thanks!
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Simon

Simon is some creepy guy I met on holiday.
Hi guys! I’m Simon!
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shmongloid

shmongloid is a vulgar term used to refer to someone with a cheesy penis (smegma) and goblin like features
girl: eww that guy smells and keeps looking for coins what a shmongloid
by shmongloid man November 15, 2020
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shmongloid

the insult shmongloid is used to refer to a man who has goblin like traits and a unhygienic penis
girl :ugh I thought he was a good guy until he stole my coins what a shmongloid
by shmongloid man November 15, 2020
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