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Classy Stoner

A girl from a nicer area of NJ/NYC who gives off Madison Avenue vibes but is low key a burnout babe. Listens to musical theater while rolling her J (only with the best strains). After she gets high, orders an immense amount off of UberEats using her dad's card. Enjoys shopping at Dior while stoned. Never buys pre-rolled J's and she loves corgi videos.
She's not a stoner, she's a classy stoner.
by EmGirlie123 December 12, 2019
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Stoner

Alex is a massive stoner
by 6969693 January 9, 2020
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kill 2 birds with 1 stoner

1.) To go shopping with a stoned friend for munchies and also pick up groceries you need.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.
A: Yeah, man. I'm about to pick up. He said he's about to head out the door in 10 minutes.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.

Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.
by Fro (aka Smokey) May 4, 2020
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cocker stoner

some one who is high or drunk the acts like a chicken or an asshole
your such a cocker stoner you need to chill
by Mason76817 May 8, 2020
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stoner

when 4/20 blaze is apart of a daily routine.
wilma : seen that missy? a right stoner her.
by markdontlikebark May 19, 2020
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Stoner Hat

Something blake and logan share when they start levitating and shit off the nic
Damn Logan you look buzzed as shit, why you not wearing the stoner hat?
by fagmaster69 July 11, 2020
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Stoner Pussy

Stoner Pussy happens after the consumption of oui’d whether it be smoking eating or drinking. Like how when you sweat it smells like weed because the THC stores itself in fat cells, except it’s your puss juices.
Just flicked the bean and i def have stoner pussy
by kittykueen July 12, 2020
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