Stoner Cab

Stoners can get high and drive, alcoholics cannot get drunk and drive therefore if you have a buddy that’s just high he is your stoner cab

Hey bro Brandon is gunna be my stoner cab for the night

by The Drunk Viking July 31, 2020

stoner

someone who smokes more than 3 drugs , snorts coke , and is always h!gh🍃

allí ah: aye that dude adrian fine ash

malinda:gurl be careful he a stoner fr fr

by braazymshollywood👅🚶🏻‍♀️ March 27, 2021

stoner clean

when yo shi so clean but you still got yo stoner shi everywhere (weed, shake, bongs, etc)

mannn my shiii stoner clean😩

by bake.dbarbie July 31, 2021

stoner-mates

two stoner buddies that make a perfect match.

ex: smoking together, sometimes cuddling.

“y’all are like stoner-mates”

by hoebae420 April 15, 2022

Stoner

Skinny white ranga blonde strawberry blonde. Brittle bones and thunder elbows. His barber was a woman and now has a shit haircut. He is obsessed with golf and all things of golfing stability. In his free time, he loves to sharpen both his elbows and his golf swing. His mum is Mum Michelle Stone and she is very very very sexy and garumptious. Thicanvicandjuocy

Stoner has a very sexy mum.
Ikr she is such a milf.
Not as sexy as his brother though, josh stone is an absolute sex lord.

by Denbatron 3000 December 4, 2022

Stoner

Stoner is someone who packs a bowl, lights it, smokes it, then gets online and looks up the definition of the word stoner on a funny website. Then decides to add their own meaning as well, laughing hard af the entire time thinking “this shit actually relates to me”.

You, you are a stoner

by It’s okay I’m stoned too November 30, 2019

Tits (a stoner poem)

Play with my tits u little shit,
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂

Me: "If u get high then make use out of it and have fun"

Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"

by Tits (a stoner poem) December 14, 2021