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When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.
I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.
by UHIT September 19, 2022
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When a male or female partner engages in cunnilingus on a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle. After making the female partner climax, the partner who performed the act then has a smear of red vaginal discharge on their face.
Dude, what is that stuff on your face! You look like you've been in a no handed spaghetti eating contest!
by UHIT October 21, 2022
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A bad solution, temporarily considered.
Looking up towards the window they thought “This rope made of laundry DOES seem pretty sturdy…” but then realized it was spoons on spaghetti night.
by PulpPigment November 1, 2023
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A QUEEN. A GODDESS. WE. KA-FUCKIN'. STAN. Like, 1) makes me G A Y, 2) Soft girl tingggzzz uwu, and 3) Holy shit one of THE purest and most adorable people on Earth I swear to our sista God in Heaven uwu
SDFGHJKGKDF EDDIE KA-FUCKIN' SPAGHETTI MAKES ME UUWWWUUUUUUU <33333333333333
by Mahi!! February 29, 2020
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A very weird person indeed
Doesn't realise what happens around them and their friend has a secret
"Omg Tessy wessy noodles and spaghetti is so weird"
by Ian sarain August 12, 2021
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spahgetti sauce

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This word is intented to be use as like piss for example, instead of i pissed on my self, it's "i have spahgetti sauce all over me." #fucklisaswope #bobbysbeer #queersonthecomputer #youwannabowlofcereal #jackgetmesomepopcornanda7up
"i spilled my spahgetti sauce on my balls, god damnit i need a napkin, holy sussy black balls."
by Fuck Lisa Swope January 16, 2022
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spaghettisexual

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Straight, until things get hot and steamy.
Ryan Reynolds seems like he's probably spaghettisexual.
by MattWill03 June 11, 2017
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