soggy paper towel

An acceptable insult for the type of person to tea-bag after every kill, then rage quit the first time they die.
Man that last bastard we killed was a real soggy paper towel.
by Muuur dar June 09, 2019
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soggy pretzel

When she sucks on your dick for so long that it just goes limp and then it's all wet and just kinda hanging around
"Ah shit, my dick went soggy pretzel on me.... My bad..."
by peteypablocaso March 01, 2017
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Soggy Saudi

When a group of guys jizz on an Arab while reading from the Quran
Yo man me and the boys got together last night and gave this hoe a soggy Saudi
by Starker April 01, 2017
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Soggy Lettuce

When a man finishes inside a female and the discharge drips down the lips of a female vagina.
Robert was out to lunch with Coleen, he smelled something strange and Coleen said, ‘I’m sorry about the smell I have soggy lettuce’.
by Nipple Knockers December 21, 2023
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Soggy Chip

When you get a nice chip ( noun Chip Ch-i-p British English)

And wipe it on a Moist minge. To get the flavour of the Fish and Chips. The opposite of a Well done Chip.
Mate i could do with some fish and chips, but I'm skint.

Why not ask your lass for a soggy chip?

Good idea. cheers mate!
by StreyCat July 30, 2022
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Soggy Chip

When you wipe some chips across a moist minge to get a fish and chip taste.

(Chip: Noun British English. Pronounced Ch-ip not crisps)
Mate i want a reyt good chippy, but im skint.
Go ask yer lass fer a soggy chip mate.

sick cunt what a great idea.
by StreyCat July 31, 2022
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soggy wife

Soggy Wife

A term described to a wife/partner who is submissive and never makes a decision for themselves without prompting.
Can't believe how quiet and shy Michelle was last night, she's a right Soggy Wife.
by Little Sausage January 05, 2017
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