One who is unable to maintain or unwilling to roll with the necessary task at hand (such as the imbibing of copius amounts of alcoholic beverage). One who cracks under pressure, or is unwilling to push the boundaries. One who likes sparkly shit.
by Hard-ass Thug December 07, 2005
1. a name for the type of music bands like Fall Out Boy or Spitalfield play, very awesome catchy music.A light sounding rock music.
by Laura K. December 07, 2005
My wife tried to blow me last night but since I wasn't into it, she wound up giving me a Soft Serve Flagpole.
by DebRi December 21, 2013
a very popular saying that is used to insult someone. can also add other details to the insult, depending on how severe the offense is. example: go suck your father's soft one
"you are so annoying. go suck a soft one."
"i wish that creeper would go away. he can go suck a soft one."
"i wish that creeper would go away. he can go suck a soft one."
by suckasoftone March 03, 2008
1. An individual who is always up to generally harmless but potentially disturbing or disruptive actions and antics. Example: One who discreetly releases known and or anticipated to be nasty farts in crowded store isles, elevators, cars or waiting rooms.
2. A soft core terrorist can be one who gets his co-workers all sensationalized with bogus, incomplete or sketchy information.
3> One who mindlessly creates undesirable conditions for others. I.e. blocking intersections, leaving a shopping cart in the way of four different people, leaving something nasty in a public laundry machine etc.
2. A soft core terrorist can be one who gets his co-workers all sensationalized with bogus, incomplete or sketchy information.
3> One who mindlessly creates undesirable conditions for others. I.e. blocking intersections, leaving a shopping cart in the way of four different people, leaving something nasty in a public laundry machine etc.
Person A: Jerome was all excited and had us all freaked out that something bad was happening.
Person B: He's a f--kin' soft core terrorist.
Person B: He's a f--kin' soft core terrorist.
by Jasper B. Bunhead November 18, 2010
Not to be mistaken for little or small dick energy, Soft Dick Energy presents when someone actually has the tools for a happy and successful life (including good sex), but is too lazy or unable for a myriad of reasons to use said tools in a satisfactory manor.
He had such big dick energy, post break up he’s on constant benders, no sleep, and it’s making him ooze soft dick energy. Now he’s a walking disappointment.
by WhatsNormal47 June 10, 2019
an intimate act between two or more people; participant with loose stool squats over the mouth of second participant, who is laying perpendicular to the ground, and begins to evacuate into the open mouth of second participant while continually extending legs and subsequently contracting them resulting in the loose stool taking the shape of soft serve ice cream in a bowl. It is customary for all participants to take turns eating said stool. To date, there is not protocol regarding silverware
After having dinner together, Toferus was excited about the potential of finding some corn in Jake's Tallahassee Soft Serve later that evening.
by Bingo Jones May 11, 2007