Slapping the Kitten

Female version of Punching the Clown

"He spent too much time in the woods so she's been slapping the kitten twice a day."

by Banker girl October 7, 2011

Mitch Slap

When you listen to a song by Pentatonix and get caught off gaurd because of a beautiful High Note done by their Tenor Mitch Grassi! In songs such as Hallelujah,Aha!,Can't Sleep Love

I asked a reactor to Listen to Pentatonix and he got Mitch Slapped!I

by CPsupergirl March 6, 2023

Slap the Skippy

When you play pool with your dick when you have a boner. The winner gets to jiz in the losers mouth

Aidan and Tyler played slap the skippy

by HoooHoooo December 2, 2018

Gizzard Slaps

The repeated action of slapping your ball sack against the throat/neck of the person slobbing on your knob. Requires a loose, dangly scrotum and rapid, back and forth, throat fucking.

Rachel’s a little banged up today after that round of gizzard slaps.

I could hear nothing but moaning and gizzard slaps comkng from my roommates bedroom.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

Slap Bump

A horizontal highfive and than a fist bump

Gimme some slap bump baby

by Jpizzthenizz June 16, 2018

Mayonnaise Slapping

When you cum along a girls butt crack and she twerks and her ass slaps together.

"My girl is the best at Mayonnaise Slapping" "Damn"

by memestar36469 June 16, 2018

Laporta Slap

A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.

Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.

That Laporta Slap was the slap heard round the world. The squirt John Cala will never recover from that Laporta Slap. He’ll probably still be in denial, talking about how it didn’t even hurt 15 years later.

by Verostoria January 22, 2022