Lappy slap

The act of happy slapping a laptop computer when the user becomes angry or annoyed with the laptop's compatability in question. The word lappy is a shortened version of the word laptop, and rhymes with happy, the first word in happy slap- see example below for clearer description...

person 1: Man, if my laptop crashes again, I'm gonna give it a right ol' lappy slap.

person 2: How's that gonna help?

person 1: I dunno... why dont I lappy slap you instead?

person 2: That's happy slap dumbass...

person 1: Shut up...

by Starshine101 November 14, 2008

Chap slap

When a male gets slapped in the gonads by another male and the latter shouts "CHAP SLAP!"

"Chap slap!" keiran exclaimed as he whacked aden in the gonads

by Richard Bronze-Balls Johnson December 21, 2014

slug slapping

When a girl take her soaking wet hair and slaps it against your back.

At the pool, my girlfriend kept slug slapping me.

by Lane Briggs April 09, 2013

wein slap

Masturbating.

I'm going to the bathroom for a wein slap.

by Ellio's Pizza December 11, 2016

dink slap

To slap someone with your dink.

Get away you fucker, or I'll give you a dink slap.

by Shylo Sasakamoose April 14, 2008

Scrotum Slap

For those kinky bastards with high pain tolerances, their gyal often perform this finishing move for an adrenaline rush in the nuts for an extra boost

Emily gave dave a scrotum slap and that got him rearing to go

by adamap03 September 21, 2019

Virtual Slap

A small digital image or icon that depicts someone slap someone else because they have cracked a joke on them or their loved ones—a depiction of the knee-jerk reaction of the uninhibited or emotionally challenged perpetrator towards their target of abuse to get even with them.

At a recent graduation ceremony held on Zoom, Dr. Sanjib, a pro-BJP graduate, shot a virtual slap emoji to Prof. Raj, because the latter had irreligiously poked fun at his holy cow.

by Covido March 29, 2022