slapping the lizard

Whenever someone gets sexually aroused and feels the need to relieve themselves with the pleasure of "slapping" their "lizard".

Jordan is in the bathroom slapping the lizard.

by Lizard_man123 February 6, 2015

Hair Slap

The act of using one's hand to slap the hair on another's head. Often used when someone has asked you a difficult question that you do not want to answer.

Matt: "Josh, are you ever going to get a job to support your family?"

Josh: "Hair Slap"

by Space Boobies April 22, 2010

Slap the Skippy

When you play pool with your dick when you have a boner. The winner gets to jiz in the losers mouth

Aidan and Tyler played slap the skippy

by HoooHoooo December 2, 2018

Runt Slap

A Reality to the Cu*t slap

She is so hot on herself but not and such a b*tch, she really needs a Runt Slap!

by =\m/-_-\m/= February 20, 2011

Ice slap

When you are drinking a drink with ice in it, and you tilt the cup too far and the ice hits you in the face.

I was talking to Heather at Sean’s party last night, and I was about to ask her out but then I got ice slapped.

by Sdrawkcab November 26, 2017

dink slap

To slap someone with your dink.

Get away you fucker, or I'll give you a dink slap.

by Shylo Sasakamoose April 13, 2008

Slapping water

The definition of slapping water is swimming typically performed by swimmers

Let’s go slap some water slapping water

by Retnuh snomlas January 13, 2020