by superiorbreed June 01, 2020
Someone, mainly boys, who only treat girls nicely when they want to date them or find them attractive.
Jonathan is the biggest simp I know! He only talks to girls when he wants to date them and gets mad at them when they say no.
by BusinessNone May 13, 2020
by Clark Cat FUCKER January 11, 2020
A sad ass weeb who can’t get no pussy so they let bitches walk all over their ass for even the slightest increase of a chance of obtaining pussy.
These motherfuckers love e-girls like Belle Delphine and will forfeit their annual salary and all mortal possessions to the e-girl in question’s Patreon, then proceed to shit and piss all over the place when their username is mentioned on Twitch.
Watch out for these mofos. They’re SUCKERS IDOLIZING MEDIOCRE PUSSY.
These motherfuckers love e-girls like Belle Delphine and will forfeit their annual salary and all mortal possessions to the e-girl in question’s Patreon, then proceed to shit and piss all over the place when their username is mentioned on Twitch.
Watch out for these mofos. They’re SUCKERS IDOLIZING MEDIOCRE PUSSY.
Belle Dolphin: Thank you so much XxOtaku_swagM4ST4_69xX for the donation of your annual salary!
The Simp: I piss and shit and cum all over the place because I am a SIMP.
The Simp: I piss and shit and cum all over the place because I am a SIMP.
by BooBooKeys December 22, 2019
by AYAYEET February 27, 2020
by Jimbinato October 11, 2017