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Simp

by IJustMadeThisSoICanMakeFunOfMy December 14, 2019
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Simp

A hopeless man with no chance of someone, he dreams of her but in reality she’s thinking of his best friend. He will never experience the feeling of how it is to be loved.
Person 1: hey, i really like her, but i know she likes someone else
Person 2: you’re such a simp
by 𓂸 February 19, 2020
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Simp

Leo is simping again, look he's on his way to mcDonalds AGAIN.
by AYAYEET February 27, 2020
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Simping

Nick Fuentes took a mad simping this evening
by Clark Cat FUCKER January 11, 2020
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SIMP

A sad ass weeb who can’t get no pussy so they let bitches walk all over their ass for even the slightest increase of a chance of obtaining pussy.
These motherfuckers love e-girls like Belle Delphine and will forfeit their annual salary and all mortal possessions to the e-girl in question’s Patreon, then proceed to shit and piss all over the place when their username is mentioned on Twitch.
Watch out for these mofos. They’re SUCKERS IDOLIZING MEDIOCRE PUSSY.
Belle Dolphin: Thank you so much XxOtaku_swagM4ST4_69xX for the donation of your annual salary!
The Simp: I piss and shit and cum all over the place because I am a SIMP.
by BooBooKeys December 22, 2019
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Simp

The name for a vagina that resembles Homer Simpsons mouth.
Whoa did you see that girls simp? Go have a look at the subreddit r/simps for more.
by Jimbinato October 12, 2017
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SIMP

Check out all this SIMP!
by Loute August 28, 2007
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