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Simping

The act of creepily stalking any being with a vagina who comes within a ten foot radius. A characteristic often shown in noncy italian boys who most likely grow up to be sex predators working as a PE teachers or scout leaders.
"typical Tito... Simping multiple women at the same time, he will kill anything acting as a barrier to his attempts at seducing "
by Snacc2Trappy January 23, 2021
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Someone who has loved a girl for 5 years but doesn't express his feelings for her.The simps are ready to buy anything for the girl they love.Often the first name of the simp people is Victor and often the girl they love her name is Sarah.
Victor loves Sarah pelletier and he doesn’t express his emotion for her or over express his emotions for her.

Victor:Oh Sarah you are my cutest friend, i love you so much, I'm going to wait until you're no more boyfriend to be your bae.

Sarah: Shut the fuck up you are so simp and ugly, you can be my friends if you want but not my bae!
by Anti-Simp is so good May 21, 2021
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A sad ass weeb who can’t get no pussy so they let bitches walk all over their ass for even the slightest increase of a chance of obtaining pussy.
These motherfuckers love e-girls like Belle Delphine and will forfeit their annual salary and all mortal possessions to the e-girl in question’s Patreon, then proceed to shit and piss all over the place when their username is mentioned on Twitch.
Watch out for these mofos. They’re SUCKERS IDOLIZING MEDIOCRE PUSSY.
Belle Dolphin: Thank you so much XxOtaku_swagM4ST4_69xX for the donation of your annual salary!
The Simp: I piss and shit and cum all over the place because I am a SIMP.
by BooBooKeys December 22, 2019
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Nick Fuentes took a mad simping this evening
by Clark Cat FUCKER January 11, 2020
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Leo is simping again, look he's on his way to mcDonalds AGAIN.
by AYAYEET February 27, 2020
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The name for a vagina that resembles Homer Simpsons mouth.
Whoa did you see that girls simp? Go have a look at the subreddit r/simps for more.
by Jimbinato October 12, 2017
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Check out all this SIMP!
by Loute August 28, 2007
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