Joe Simon

Joe Simon is a intelligent, handsome, athletic, great burger maker. Weird, stubborn, and hard headed. He makes the weirdest, most out of pocket jokes ever. He has the biggest heart ever. He eats because he's sad, and is sad because he's fat. He is transparent, honest, and doesn't care what others think of him. He is him.

Tony: "My car is broken."
Bob: "You need a Joe Simon."

by Big Dick Cheney Junior April 01, 2024

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Simon Nørager

Good books are like true friends, keep the good ones close to you

Simon Nøragers skjorte

by halfdsadf October 24, 2018

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simon platz

an idiot

Simon platz is an idiot!
Yes!

by b0bob April 05, 2017

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simon tingey

Simon Tingey - that badass motherfucker who can take away all your strength, just using his little toe. Everyone should know a Simon Tingey. But BE WARNED - he will not hold back when it comes to criticism of your film choices or those films you have yet to see.

Side note: will never win at Superfight

Girl: hi what's your name?
Simon Tingey: Simon Tingey
Girl: cool

by Buddybeth January 17, 2017

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