Shuffled hard

When you run to the bathroom with your pants down and shit is peeking it’s way out of your asshole

I’m happy that 7-11 had a bathroom I shuffled hard

by Camgirl bro September 23, 2019

Shuffle Nugget

When you sell your legs in order to afford a puppy, but you don’t own a wheelchair. You then have to shuffle your way around, therefore becoming a Shuffle Nugget

Look at that over there, it’s a Shuffle Nugget

by HopperTouchesKids September 18, 2021

Colombian shuffle

An epic game of ring-around-the-holesy.

When in missionary or doggy position, going back and forth between a hole every pump. Named after how Colombian gangsters shuffle- one batch of cards in the front, then some in the back, then in the front, then in the back.

Hey baby, you wanna do the Colombian Shuffle?

by Escort Services Rock June 6, 2024

The Georgia Shuffle

The Georgia Shuffle is when a man proceeds to but his penis in the women’s ass and start doing the “Electro shuffle” from the hit game Fortnite.

Lewis: “ I loved doing the Georgia Shuffle with you”

by anonymous February 4, 2023

dopamine shuffle

the weird dance humans do when alone that shuffle between quick dopamine hits. Eating junk food, watching porn, and scrolling on social media

Bill: Man, i tried to do some actual work but caught myself doing the dopamine shuffle
Burr: it's no cupid shuffle

by DOPEshow April 2, 2025

Shuffle

Shuffling is a procedure used to randomize a deck of playing cards to provide an element of chance in card games. Shuffling is often followed by a cut, to help ensure that the shuffler has not manipulated the outcome.

Please shuffle the deck of cards so that they are randomized.

by Hero32455 July 13, 2020

dinty moore shuffle

This is when someone eats dinty moore beef stew and shortly after it hits the stomach they have to run to the toilet because of the squirts.

Guy 1: Hey man where's Dan running off to? Guy 2: He's running to the toilet, he has the dinty moore shuffle.

by jimmybomm July 17, 2022