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salt and vi

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by yeetonmymeatmakemesecrete November 6, 2022
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salt train

How Angelo doin since he broke up with his girlfriend. Seems like he’s still on the salt train abt it to me
by Billdy Bingbongs November 14, 2022
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HOLY SALT

A response to the amount of saltiness spewed by toxic opponents. Can make a nice engraving on a salt shaker.
Opponent: What a Save! What a Save! You're trash! Your mom's a hoe!
An Intellectual: HOLY SALT
by Wiggachu July 19, 2018
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Salting the Napkin

1. When you ejaculate in a girl and say you did not.

2. When you tell a girl you are wearing a condom, and are not, and then ejaculate into her.
Guy 1: I think Shannon is pregnant.

Guy 2: Really? Damn that sucks.

Guy 1: Nah, that's ok, I expected it. I keep salting the napkin.
by The saltier the better June 14, 2012
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Salt Party

A social event in which every person covers themselves in an inch of table salt and licks it off each other in a penis-alada fashion.
E.g. When Grant has a salt party and covers his ham in seasoning
by Little woody December 12, 2013
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Salted the Dash

When a person attempts to have sexual intercourse with a jar of Mrs. Dash and ejaculates into it.

Phrase originates from Michael Ian Black's Twitter.
Yeah, I Salted the Dash. She was begging for it. That bitch wanted salt all over her . Then I licked it off her like a bull mastiff.
by tombot5000 September 23, 2010
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Salt Blaster

A word meaning the same as a crack head, somebody that does drugs excessively like cocaine and meth.
Hey look over there at those salt blasters walking down the street.
by armflap3000 March 16, 2025
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