Closet Retard

Someone who feigns intelligence but in actuality is no more intelligent that an average retard

John: He used ironic wrong. I think he meant coincidental.

Lisa: Ya, he's a "closet retard".

by Bytesthedust January 3, 2018

Age of Retardation

A period of time beginning at roughly the start of the year 2020 of the Gregorian calendar, continuing through to the present time and into the foreseeable future.

In this brave new Age of Retardation, Tesla Motors Inc. can be worth more than all other auto makers in the world combined, any personal set of political and social ideologies must be dumbed down and simplified into one of two catch-all buckets, and the cessation of usage of any language that might offend the most easily offended person is more important and pressing than, say, preventing hundreds of thousands of African children from dying annually of diseases for which we have long had effective treatments, such as malaria.

by Dr. Schlichter von Koenigswald January 3, 2021

quasi-retarded

A hindered less efficient functionality.

The electrician installed the light switch incorrectly. Although the light still turned on, the switch didn't fully click in the upright position so therefore is quasi-retarded.

The throttle cable on the old ford doesn't fully retract causing the engine to idle at a higher RPM. It's quasi-retarded.

The billing system is quasi-retarded. It accepts debit cards initially, but not after you try a new debit card. Customer service insists they don't accept debit cards.

by Ontological June 24, 2018

Moving Retarded

When one's action reflect that of a retarded person

I'm off the Molly, the Xan, the Lean, That's why I'm moving retarded - Pop Smoke (Welcome to the Party)

by The_Woo November 4, 2021

gummed retard

When you eat out a woman's pussy and start to raspberry inside of it and she becomes retared by the pure pleasure. ( A virgins idea )

"I gummed retard my girlfriend last night" "You're a virgin and single Tyrone"
"Shut up bill"

by Ali5guy February 27, 2019

FULL ON RETARD

When someone is so ridiculously stupid, and cannot handle even the simple things.

Did you hear about President Trump, he's a full on retard.

by MM7000 November 2, 2018

Retard Vibes

Those songs that make you want to do retard dances or retard vibe. The first retard dance was created by my friend (who gave me permission to mention him) named Gethin. A retard dance is a dance where you let your body go funky and move to the beat. A retard vibe is the solution that comes from retard dancing / silly man moments and listening to retard vibe songs such as "Woah Oh Oh" by Zombie nation. I created the word Retard Vibe after listening to this song and standing up and letting myself go funky funk. Trust me, I knew exactly what it felt like the first time, you will just have to experience it for yourself.

Friend: What are you doing bah?

Me: Retard vibing
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's where you sit down and vibe like a retard or you do a silly man dance.
Friend: So it's just a dance?

Me: NO! It's a vibe, a solution that comes after dancing.

Friend: Ok, I get you know.

Retard Vibes Definition

by MatthewBLongNeck November 19, 2019