Pulling a BP

the act or function of royally fucking something up good.
synonymous with screwing the pooch, catastrophic error or epic fail or snafu. . . .

Hey what did you do last night?
Not much, GF saw those pix from that trip to Vegas, wife saw the pix of the GF and boss found my porn stash on the company computer. . .

Oh, so you pretty much spent the entire day pulling a BP . . .

Yeah - pretty much

by Max Rule June 19, 2010

pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun

To masturbate onesself to and emission, usually of great and satisfying proportions.

masturbate, jerk off, rub one out, ejaculate, beat off

I saw this hot girl, but my mother was with me, so when I got home, I went to my room and blasted off by pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun.

by Holden_Magroin June 23, 2010

Pulling a Rae

Falling asleep at a desk or chair without trying to do so.

Person 1: Why weren't you answering me last night on MSN?!

Person 2: Oh sorry, I totally ended up pulling a Rae.

by sunshiinex08 July 7, 2010

Pulling a Bieber

Trying to escape from a flashmob of teenage girls on a segway.

A mob of girls were left in the dust when Steve Wozniak was pulling a Bieber

by Lancefighter July 27, 2010

Pulling a Dasch

Being in a situation where you say or do something illegal, inappropriate or wrong & get away with it.

( Teacher walks by)

You: Jim Your such a little Bitch!
(Teacher laughs and keeps walking)
Cameron: we call that Pulling a Dasch

by zengod October 15, 2010

pulled a ninja

When someone appears or disappears from the surrounding area with few or no people noticing.

Also when you do a really cool ninja move, especially if you could never do it again.

Joe: Oh, hi Jon.
Jon: Hi Joe.
Sam: Hey guys!
Joe: When did you get here?
Jon: He pulled a ninja.

Man: *drops glass*
Waiter: *catches glass without spilling drink*
Man: Wow, you just pulled a ninja!

by StarGazer453 October 15, 2010

Pulling a Palin

When having sex or masturbating, going until relatively halfway to ejaculation, then abruptly stopping for no apparent reason.

Chris and I were doing it last night, and about 20 minutes in he ended up pulling a Palin and walked out.

by mclava October 16, 2010