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Profen

by zoinerkn August 26, 2025
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Prof a clock

Prof a clock is a saying normally used as a sign of distress, if nothing else can be said it helps people understand the situation. It can also be used to describe an intense emotion. Happy, sad, stressed. All can work depending on the vibe.
My money hasn’t gone in! Prof A clock!

Prof a clock this bitch keeps texting me!
Pppprrrof a clock I’m so pissed of rn!
by Chesca x September 23, 2025
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Profen

VERB: /pröfən/ to masterbate, goon, jerk meat, jack off, Jill off, beat box, shuck corn, pop off, or jork it. Often used in the context of aggressive or habitual action. Etymological Orgin: Irresponsible genie wish.
A: "Look! Ibuprofen!"

B: "yo? You be PROFEN???"
by Anonymous_platypus October 7, 2025
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Profen means to masturbate
You be profen all night huh?
by mangoasechurcknorris October 8, 2025
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Professional Ass Video

Pro Ass Vid, Professional Ass Video, or PAV is a new slang term for Electronic Press Kit or EPK, because it is just too hard to remember what EPK stands for.
Dude, we just hired someone to come to our show and make a Professional Ass Video!! It's gonna kick ass!
by Electronic Press Kit October 9, 2025
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profen

"What do you call this medication?"
"Ibuprofen"
"Yeah I bet you be profen all night, huh?"
by itsnapalm October 9, 2025
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Slang for "gooning". Referencing a meme by the internet personality DiEM in which a character asks a genie to change the word "gooning" to "profen".
Ragebait goblin: "Hey can you read this bottle?"
Genie: "Ibuprofen"
RBG: "You be what?? You be profen? You be profen all night, huh?"
by bissynessman October 11, 2025
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