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Poser

Someone that has to have a camera on them at all times to prove they are who they claim to be.
The poser couldn't go skydiving or do anything else without a camera, because having nothing to show for it wouldn't make her look tough or colorful anymore, she would be uninteresting, as everybody is throughout most of their lives. People are interesting for a little while after they are born, then they are interesting again late in their life, but most of their life there's nothing interesting about anyone in particular.
by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021
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Poser

A poser is someone who will do anything to fit in, they are worthless conformists. Poser is also the ultimate insults towards goth kids.
“I’m going to buy a skateboard to be like the other kids!”
“You’re a f*cking poser dude”
by Vee_778 June 10, 2020
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Poser

Some females want to look and sound like guys, when the guys are athletes, soldiers, or astronauts, something positive. They don't want to look or sound like guys who are dumbasses, losers, junkies, or goofuses as often, the same ones that wanted to look like astronauts often turn into cowards and let some male look like the loser.
The female poser wanted a male image, trying to say that it was equality, but in reality she didn't want the full range of the experience that went with being male, especially the negative things. She didn't want more of her kind committing suicide because they were losers, the way males have done for a long time. She didn't want more of her kind to look weak to the world, since to her only males could be cowards.
by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021
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Cinderella poser

Somebody with a spoiled rotten middle class sense of desperate and urgency, usually in reference to winning sports games.
The Cinderella poser loved to preach about desperation and being one of the marginalized folks, but she didn't actually know anything about being desperate or marginalized from life experience, which is why she was the worst kind of senseless person, the kind that didn't know she wasn't an unbearable enemy, or that she had no common sense.
by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021
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Poser

Example 1
"Hey bro did you see that guy mall grabbing over by the stair set earlier?
"Yeah. He's such a poser."
Example 2
"I saw a guy wearing a Motley Crue shirt at an Exodus show, so I beat him up and stole his condoms."
"Fuck yeah! Posers must die!"
by MrSquister April 12, 2023
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Poser

Someone using a genre/groups trend that they’re not a part of, for the purpose of looking cool, funny, trendy, or for attention.
“Why is he posting anime he doesn’t even watch it?”
“Idk he’s such a poser
by Seenaseena April 7, 2023
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Posers

Someone who portrays themself as a hero, or a villain, or has somebody else portray them as a hero, or villain.
The two girls posed for a photo for the books before running off with all the money, just like the rest. That made them posers, not heroes.
by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021
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