Pork Shield

Another word for a man’s foreskin.

Dude, I got so wasted I somehow got jelly beans stuck in my pork shield.

by SticNanfield December 12, 2018

blow pork

to shoot cum at such a viscosity that it imitates the consistency of pork

boney bob: i'm gonna blow pork all over your mom's face
sandy harry: this is why i don't talk to you

by soupmaster 69 February 26, 2021

Pork

Vigorous sex

Karen and Dean pork the shit out of each other on Wednesdays.

"Hey Karen lets pork in the kitchen tonight!"

by FoodPorn August 23, 2018

lesbian pork

the thick cut back , pork loin sized , trans gock <3

that girl totally is packing some lesbian pork in those panties.

by inkedsexylexi May 30, 2024

Horse Pork

No one really knows what it means…

That chicks got some Horse Pork on her.

by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024

Kentucky Pork Sauce

The act of combining and drinking a chubby southern chick's period blood, sweat, and truffle butter.

Vinny: Did you fuck that southern girl last week after the football game?
Preston: Absolutely bro, she tasted like Kentucky Pork Sauce

by 2k15Crow July 18, 2017

Pork Nugget

1. An unforeseeable, unpredictable event that occurs when attempting to complete a task or do something cool, BUT produces a result that was even cooler and more rare than you ever thought would happen.

2. Being so incredibly fortunate to feast your eyes on something so unique and rare that you hold that memory dear until you explain it to another believer of ‘the pork nugget’ and share a cheeky smile and eye squint with them.

1. Attempting to throw a ball off a wall into a cup, but it hits the edge of a brick, rebounds off your cousins chin, knocks a budgie off its perch and THEN lands in the original cup. ‘What a Pork Nugget!’

2. When you see the woman of your dreams and think to yourself… ‘ohhh what a pork nugget’

by PorkyBusiness March 8, 2022