This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.
The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
Male:
"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"
Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"
Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
by JohnOfTheDoybervilles October 15, 2014
Get the The Slippery Penguinmug. Step 1. Collect dog poop at your local dog park.
Step 2. Kidnap an albino.
Step 3. Paint their arms and sides with your collection of dog poop.
Step 2. Kidnap an albino.
Step 3. Paint their arms and sides with your collection of dog poop.
by Armchair General October 10, 2016
Get the hot penguinmug. When you get separated from your wife at the zoo and end up locked in the penguin exhibit and are lonely and horny looking for companionship and the only thing around is a group of furry penguins that ultimately ends up in some kind of fucked up inter-species orgy.
by Penguinandbeerpong August 20, 2016
Get the Penguin Pilemug. by MrNamegame September 27, 2013
Get the shuttle penguinmug. A penguin is the cutest thing in the world. They are clumsy, little, cute bois.
And penguins can fly, the government is lying to you.
Believe me
And penguins can fly, the government is lying to you.
Believe me
Person 1: "Penguins can fly."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "They can. The government is lying."
Person 2: "Whatever..."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "They can. The government is lying."
Person 2: "Whatever..."
by Alina2212 September 23, 2019
Get the Penguinmug. by SimplyPerk April 14, 2022
Get the penguin watermug. An intergalactic race of conquerors engaged in a secret war with the USA. Known for causing many problems over the centuries like the civil war, Pearl Harbor, and the sabotage of Kanye West’s presidential run.
President “Can we be sure melting the ice caps will slow them down”
Secretary of defense “yes sir it will give us at least 5 more years to figure out How to stop an all out penguin invasion”
President “A small price to pay for salvation indeed”
Secretary of defense “yes sir it will give us at least 5 more years to figure out How to stop an all out penguin invasion”
President “A small price to pay for salvation indeed”
by AtusticTrtl September 4, 2022
Get the Penguinmug.