penguin water

Lube/oil, typically used for sex
I feel like penguin water makes sex more enjoyable
by SimplyPerk April 14, 2022
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Penguin <3

A cute ass human with a cute ass face and can attract any girl he wants
Penguin is super good with relashionships and he usually has a very strong one with girls with the letter z at the start of their names
Penguin <3 : Just stands there*
Girls with Z names: faint*
by Bananaboatdoodoodoodoodoo December 14, 2021
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The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be
Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020
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fairy emperor penguin 🐧

Jared Klein’s official pet name
If only my pet name was as cool as Jared’s. His is fairy emperor penguin 🐧.
by God3825 October 07, 2022
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Golden Penguin

It’s where you hang upside down and pee on yourself, while also letting the urine drip down onto your partner or partners.
Veronica showed me what a golden penguin is and my life will never be the same.
by AgentDerb January 07, 2022
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Cuck penguin

A little short fat dude that looks like a penguin and has little dick energy
Yo look at that guy over there…he’s looks like a lil cuck penguin
by S2kdoodlebob May 08, 2022
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crusty penguin

Ew. He has a crusty penguin, so I would never go home with him.
by Jay Frozen August 09, 2017
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