Speed Packer

A speed packer is a packer who can say multiple jokes and words quickly in a short amount of time. Nonstop packing.

"I couldn't even get my joke in because he's a speed packer, I couldn't say my jokes as fast as he did!"

by thethizzkid December 13, 2020

Loud Mic Packer

1. Regular packing with a loud tone of voice. 2. Loud gibberish, mumbling, static, or repetitive incomprehensible sounds, usually Loud Mic Packers use Fl studio to make their voice sound louder.

"I heard Justin the Low Mic Packer is becoming a Loud Mic Packer because its the new trend"

by thethizzkid December 7, 2020

Cheek busting Peter Packer

A normal man who has spent time in prison and has become a raging sex crazed homosexual lunatic.

Big Herco: Why is no one calling Tim to go out anymore
Ved: after he spent some time in jail, he has become a Cheek Busting Peter Packer
Big Herco: Keep those cheek busters away from me, don't care if they are Packing or Gazing

by BirkbeckPHDUM September 28, 2018

Pipe Laying Peter Packer

A raging male homosexual who would have sex with any man, voluntary or involuntary.

Anita: why is Joe chasing these guys in the park.
Ade: ah, he is just a crazed Pipe Laying Peter Packer
Anita: dear me, I need to stay away from him
Ade: dont worry, Peter Packer only likes men

by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018

ass packer

n. One who packs any object into his or any other mans rectal cavity. Generally one that is called an "ass packer" is known for engaging in intercourse with another male (i.e. fucking him up the ass) although the penis-to-anus contact is not necessary for one to be dubbed an "ass packer"

"Sam Compton is such an ass packer. He'll stick anything up there"

by skinanbones08 May 13, 2005

piggy porker

This is one who frequently has sex with the unattractive or promiscuous.

Ben Dover was a great piggy porker who would do it with anything breathing.

by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2016

PURKER

Purker: cute and adorable and sexy and hott and fine and beautiful and gorgeous, it means each and every one of these words .

EX: Jennifer you are so Purker!

by DOUG.E FRESH February 26, 2008