Pansy Parkinson

Pansy Parkinson is a fictional character from Harry Potter. She is first mentioned in the third book (Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban). She is in Slytherin and often insults Gryffindors (Particularly the golden trio). She has been described to have a 'pug-like face' and it is also described that her laughs are ridiculously loud and annoying. She has been said to be dating Draco Malfoy or at least fancying him as they went to the Yule ball together. She is also paired with Blaise Zabini, a fellow Slytherin. She became a Death Eater later on in the book. Many fans hate her because she was a pureblood Slytherin who tormented Gryffindors. I, however do not hate her as I believe that every person/character has some good in them.

Person1: What do you think about Pansy Parkinson?
Person2: I feel like she is a misunderstood character who is hated by almost everyone.

by panickedpan September 9, 2020

free picking

Jail talk for when someone randomly singles you out.

“Man, I wasn’t doin’ anything and that officer was free picking me!”

by 100 24/7 June 10, 2021

ten minute parking

A sweet alt metal band from newtown. consists of:
Walter Murphy (the mic)- Vox/Rythm Guitar
Mike Johnson (b plug)- Lead Guitar
Marc Giannavola (the fodgoddler)- Bass
James Hilton jewfart- Drums
Playin local shows and parties. They could most deff school fall out boy, because fall out boy sucks the d

mike- how bout we be chicago typewriter?
everyone else- no that sucks
marc- *points to sign* why dont we be Ten Minute Parking
james- thats sweet
wally- thats pretty cool
mike- thats gay
all- fuck you mike

by TMPowns September 17, 2005

Human Parking Cone

It's that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselvs orange and you have to paralle park between them.

oh, a Human Parking Cone, I've done that!

by Mapoe Sims December 14, 2010

Picking daisies

Code talk for smoking weed, usually said to avoid attention from parents, teachers, etc. Also, a vase is a bong and getting an allergic reaction is getting super high.

Hugh: Hey Cain, are we still picking daisies at your crib Friday night?

Cain: Hell yeah, man, I'll have my vase and maybe we'll get allergic reactions.

Teacher: WTF???

by Carlos Muthafuckin' Santana November 1, 2010

Phacking

A euphemism for experiencing sexual contact with the philly Fanatic.

First used By John Oliver on last week tonight exactly three minutes and 20 seconds into his Scientific Studies episode.

Bil was Phacking again at the ball game last week.

by Phantom Tollbooth January 3, 2018

parkinson

a male's genetalia that is shorter than its pubic hair

yo doggie i dont know if its cuz your asian or not but you got a parkinson going on down there

by chingity chang December 12, 2008