bean baked burrito

cold beans on a baked burrito, sounds amazing, right? and NO, its not baked bean burrto, they’re completely different!! because for the baked bean burrito, its baked beans on a cold burrito.

“its not baked bean burrito, its bean BAKED burrito.”

by depressingbagel May 10, 2022

Haitian clam bake

Eating a woman’s vagina while she’s on the commode, i.e. an active shithole; the female equivalent of a blumpkin.

Danielle called me in the bathroom yesterday while she was taking a shit and asked if I wanted to eat at the Haitian clam bake!

by Debaucherous_Son May 5, 2018

Baked Bean on the Tip

When you are having anal intercourse and you pull out and have fecal matter on the tip of your dick that looks like a baked bean.

I was doing my girl in the butt last night and when I pulled out I had a baked bean on the tip.

by Smiley36083 April 11, 2021

Maugerville Shake and Bake

Named after a low lying municipality in Southern New Brunswick Canada, which floods yearly to high levels. The Maugerville Shake and Bake is when you are fucking your spouse doggie style, while driving your boat through flood waters, presumedly to evacuate your family and belongings.

Harry: Hey dale! Hows your house this year? I heard the waters are higher than 73
Dale: quite bad, had to evacuate the kids and the dog. Although a got to give Margret the Maugerville Shake and Bake on the way out!

by NottherealBobRoss June 5, 2018

Motion Picture Baked

When you smoke enough pot to make everything you see seem like an old motion picture movie.

I gotta pull over, I'm Motion Picture Baked.

by WinDillus April 2, 2010

half-baked egg

A hair-brained, retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual

Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today? How to force Hilary Clinton out of power?

by Sexydimma July 13, 2016

bake my cake

knock you off

this girl thats cool w my opp js asked can she come over my and n whats my addy ! she out tryna bake my cake

by simplychristt May 28, 2022