by Swimgod December 1, 2015
Get the puffing trees mug.When one male's copious amount of pubic hair outgrows the length of his penis. The result looks like a tree top.
Cindy: See that boy over there? I bet he has a huge penis.
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Get the Oak Tree mug.my boyfriend and I went camping and decided to climb a tree for a tree-j. he was so excited that he tree-jaculated after only 10 seconds!
by agracefulklutz August 9, 2020
Get the Tree-J mug.The slang word for the Magic Tree Pub & Eatery, a restaurant. It's named this because of the god fucking awful luck regarding keeping kitchen staff.
"Another day at the Tragic Tree..." - Chewy
"Sorry mom I can't attend church today, no cooks showed up at the Tragic Tree so I gotta go in." - Jake
"Lmao u know what's sus af? Tragic Tree" - Malik (R.I.P.)
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