Tragic Tree

The slang word for the Magic Tree Pub & Eatery, a restaurant. It's named this because of the god fucking awful luck regarding keeping kitchen staff.
"Another day at the Tragic Tree..." - Chewy

"Sorry mom I can't attend church today, no cooks showed up at the Tragic Tree so I gotta go in." - Jake

"Lmao u know what's sus af? Tragic Tree" - Malik (R.I.P.)
by Karl A Fladonk March 09, 2021
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The wrong tree

The wrong tree is bad but I heard the bark makes good kindling for fires.
by bushlight February 01, 2018
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Mad Tree

I woke up this morning with mad tree.. That bitch gives me mad tree.
by AndyMcnastyyy February 15, 2021
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Burnin' Trees

A discrete way of saying "let's go smoke some pot". Pot is Marijuana for all who didn't know. Marijuana is a dank plant that you smoke, and you feel a high.
She's burnin' trees with her friends up at the park.
by Annieiswhatsup May 30, 2011
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Tree Cock

When one male's copious amount of pubic hair outgrows the length of his penis. The result looks like a tree top.
Cindy: See that boy over there? I bet he has a huge penis.
Naomi: It makes no difference. i hooked up with him once. Severe tree cock.
by Cheepmunk Nehhhst May 01, 2014
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Tree hugger

Andrew is gay and he thinks trees are men because men provide everything . He hugs trees becaused he is gay
by Andrewlovesmen June 21, 2019
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Grape Tree

Babatunde's favourite snack
He eat it and smoke it everyday
He love the grape tree, the tastiest tree in all of de jungle
Babatunde- Ah i am eating grape from de grape tree
by Yung Melo November 18, 2020
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