Tragic Tree

The slang word for the Magic Tree Pub & Eatery, a restaurant. It's named this because of the god fucking awful luck regarding keeping kitchen staff.

"Another day at the Tragic Tree..." - Chewy

"Sorry mom I can't attend church today, no cooks showed up at the Tragic Tree so I gotta go in." - Jake

"Lmao u know what's sus af? Tragic Tree" - Malik (R.I.P.)

by Karl A Fladonk March 09, 2021

Frosty tree

When a man or woman gets cum in there pubes

Yo joe i gave my gf a frosty tree last night

by Sub September 26, 2017

Tree Brark

Mostly a spacky downy. Normally called Will/William

Will you spacky downy, get back here you tree brark cunt

by Lennon0000 October 23, 2019

The wrong tree

The wrong tree is bad but I heard the bark makes good kindling for fires.

Your barking up the wrong tree.

by bushlight February 01, 2018

Tree hugger

Andrew is gay and he thinks trees are men because men provide everything . He hugs trees becaused he is gay

Andrew is so gay he is a tree hugger

by Andrewlovesmen June 21, 2019

Grape Tree

Babatunde's favourite snack
He eat it and smoke it everyday
He love the grape tree, the tastiest tree in all of de jungle

Babatunde- Ah i am eating grape from de grape tree

by Yung Melo November 18, 2020

Mad Tree

Big, hard penile erection.

I woke up this morning with mad tree.. That bitch gives me mad tree.

by AndyMcnastyyy February 15, 2021