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Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them.

A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers
"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."
by Outside_Win3020 May 23, 2025
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never ending

doesn't not end
Your anus is never ending
by BEAEANNENRRER October 7, 2021
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You'll never defeat us!

Something said by Swayzak at the end of the second level in the flash game Toonami: Trapped in Hyperspace. First making the rounds September 17, 2002 on CartoonNetwork.com, it soon became popular and one of the first recorded Internet memes.

A year later, the phrase was stolen by a certain edgy Shadow the Hedgehog (otherwise known as Ow the Edge) in Sonic Heroes. Everybody objected to this, as he didn't even pronounce the entire sentence right (it is meant to be pronounced as "Yoyull nivah dayfeet auths.")

The phrase was doomed to become lost in Internet history and largely forgotten about until March 2017, when the search for the Trapped in Hyperspace game it originated from learned more about what role Swayzak had in the game. The quest for one of the original Internet memes is still going to this day, although it is almost close to being found.
Swayzak: "Oh, no, stupid TOM robot will defeat me... HAHAHAHAHA! You'll never defeat us!"
by IDONTMIND December 9, 2018
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Your-Dad-Never-Comeback

Your-Dad-Never-Comeback with the milk
by urmomissofattts October 28, 2022
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never safe from waluigi

N:Ever
S:Afe

F:rom
W:aluigi
Never safe from waluigi
by TheLimist September 9, 2023
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A monke never gives up on a good banana

When a primate knows that the primate they most desire is a good one, they fight for it, and ensure both primates have the chance at happiness and sharing the banana.
A very silly monke messed up badly and lost his favourite banana, but he couldn't give up...he made himself better and eventually was reunited with his prize banana and made sure he never did anything so silly again...a monke never gives up on a good banana
by A very silly monke July 29, 2021
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i would never dance for a man

what every single Tik Tok person says, like dang
tik tok person:i would never dance for a man,but him!

🐕

'starts dancing like a garbage'
by ok i pull up June 12, 2022
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