Well, I'm a writer.

Said ruefully when no one gets the joke.
No one understands that Shakespeare is just Edwardian Cinemax? Well, I'm a writer.
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I'm thinking Arby's

a thought that pops into one's mind before eating extremely beefy pussy
Right before performing cunnilingus on a woman, if she has extremely beefy flaps, her male lover might think, "I'm thinking Arby's."
by Justin crazy May 23, 2008
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I'm fuckin this goat

To state that you are in charge of a situation. You are the leader of the pack. Others are just there for support.
I'm fuckin this goat, you're just holdin the horns.
by jamesnbk1108 February 09, 2009
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i'm not gonna lie

I phrase used to add to any sentence which you never need to lie in.
I'm not gonna lie, this is a pretty good hamburger.

I'm not gonna lie, I ate italian food last night.

You're pretty hot, I'm not gonna lie.
by Lawd a mussy November 11, 2005
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I'm Your Huckleberry

The etymology of the phrase is traced back to Aurthurian Lore. Huckleberry Garlands were said to be given to Knights of the Kingdom for coming to the service of a damsel. They would approach the lady, lower their lance, and receive the small branch as a symbol of gratitude; much like a medal.
Therefore, "I'm Your Huckleberry" literally means "I'm your Hero."
In current adaptaions, in reference to the movie Tombstone, it means "I'm your man." as an affirmative response to a challenge.

"

RINGO:

Wretched slugs, don't any of you

Have the guts to play for blood?

O.S. VOICE:

I'm your huckleberry.

Ringo turns. Doc stands there, smiling that Cheshire cat

smile.

DOC

That's just my game.
"
Taken form the offical script from the movie Tombstone.
"No one can beat me in COD 1 on 1"
"I'm your Huckleberry."
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metaphorically i'm a whore

On the eve of a day that's forgotten and fake,
And the trees they await and clouds anticipate,
The start of a day when we put on our face,
A mask that portrays that we don't need grace,
On the eve of a day that is bigger than us,
But we open our eyes 'cause we're told that we must,
And the trees wave their arms and the clouds try to plead,
Desperately yelling there's something we need,
I'm not free, I asked forgiveness three times,
Same amount that I denied, I three-time mvp'ed this crime,
I'm afraid to tell you who I adore, won't tell you who I'm singing towards,
Metaphorically I'm a whore, and that's denial number four.

I'll stay awake,
'Cause the dark's not taking prisoners tonight.

Why am I not scared in the morning?
I don't hear those voices calling,
I must have kicked them out, I must have kicked them out,
I swear I heard demons yelling,
Those crazy words they were spelling,
They told me I was gone, they told me I was gone.

But I'll tell them,
Why won't you let me go?
Do I threaten all your plans?
I'm insignificant,
Please tell them, you have no plans for me,
I will set my soul on fire, what have I become?
I'll tell them, you have no plans for me,
I will set my soul on fire,
What have I become?
I'll tell them,
I'll tell them,
I'll tell them,
I'll tell them,

Please tell them, you have no plans for me,
I will set my soul on fire, what have I become?
I'm sorry.
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i'm still here

When your crush doesn't text you back
"i'm still here"
"sry i was texting my boyfriend
"..."
by iamdeadtou March 28, 2019
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