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Gus’s Mum

Gus’s Mum is the sexiest milf around. Whenever Gus’s Mum enters the room everyone cums instantly. Gus’s Mum is the kind of mum all the school kids want to fuck
Shaun: you see Gus’s Mum over there
John: oh yeah bro I just came everywhere
by I want to fuck Gus’s Mum January 17, 2021
mugGet the Gus’s Mummug.

your mum

your mum means like when your parents make love and then 9 months later your born and then you grow up yeah that’s your mum and it can also mean like when a 9 year old is in an argument and someone says something so hurtful they don’t even know what to say so they say your mum and it’s really stupid they think it’s funny but fr it’s not
your mum is dead
by whatryoudoing January 24, 2023
mugGet the your mummug.

Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022
mugGet the Jam-mummug.

mums

Like sayin i swear
promisin
-used by chavs/roadmen
“Your gf cheating
Acc? Say mums
“Mums”
by a1.shiver.me.timbers November 23, 2020
mugGet the mumsmug.

Your mum also

Used to reply to “your mum”. Can be used against someone else however is never actually relevant to the other persons mother.
Person 1 “Your mum”
Person 2 “Your mum also”
Person 1 “damn he got me there”
by Ug8tar August 12, 2022
mugGet the Your mum alsomug.

Mum

Loves you
Jk your mum does not love you
by Hello 1w345 June 12, 2024
mugGet the Mummug.

MUM

Is very fat
Hey your mum is very fat
by hey when will dad come back December 2, 2022
mugGet the MUMmug.

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