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loser

That? Oh, just another name for my best friend of 14 years. He refuses to get a minimum-wage job because he claims it's beneath him, even though that's all he's qualified for. At 30, he lives with his parents who are working beyond retirement age, and repays them by talking shit about them all the time. He insists that it's his father's responsibility to buy him a place of his own because that's the tradition in our country. He sets the most unrealistic expectations for where he'll be in 10 years, and the main reason for wanting his dad to buy him a place is so that he doesn't have to be with his parents when he visits our hometown for vacations. For years, he has talked about becoming a prostitute or marrying a well-off white woman, even though he has none of what it usually takes to become a gold digger or a sex worker. He takes great pride in the number of his Facebook friends, his penis size, being bisexual rather than gay, and a top rather than a bottom.
Ladies don't owe you sex, loser
by piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig December 14, 2023
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Sore Loser

Someone who cannot accept the reality that they lost the game or series.

These losers can be categorized under the plate delusion theory which helps them live in an alternate reality where the normal rules and societal values bend to their whims and desires.
The useless duo of Asifism and Bassamism continue to be the biggest sore losers when playing FIFA.
by RealFifaChamp4ever July 5, 2023
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Sore Loser

Someone who cannot accept the reality that they lost the game or series.

These losers can be categorized under the plate delusion theory which helps them live in an alternate reality where the normal rules and societal values bend to their whims and desires.
You guys suck at FIFA! It's asif you don't even know how to play! Stop being such bitchy sore losers.
by RealFifaChamp4ever July 5, 2023
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loser's gambit

Loser's gambit is often associated with gambling in casinos, however, it can be applied to competitive online games as well, along with difficult games; whereas a player is on a losing streak, and overall having a bad time, so they feel obligated to play matches/get killed in game until winning.

Not to be confused with regular "try and try again" philosophy, as having a loser's gambit is often after being tilted (aka raging) and losing one's composure.
Example 1:
Player:"Man, I could've sworn i won that last game i played before i went to bed!"
Player's Friend:"Dude, you were having a loser's gambit and played until 3am, that's not healthy or normal..."

Example 2:
Player: "phew, glad i took time to untilt and come back to that boss later, otherwise i would've lost it."
Player's Friend:"yeah, haha, would've been a loser's gambit if you did."
by Feeler Peeler July 6, 2023
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Loser

likable optimistic soul searching empathic real person
by jamiyah_ July 21, 2023
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Loser

"What, Tipster has been thirsting for another e-girl again?!??!? Loser."
by ILike_Words July 31, 2023
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Loser

Hym "Right. Instead of being a loser... You should be a Youtuber who calls people with real jobs losers. Good plan. Good talk."
by Hym Iam August 12, 2023
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