jonachoo

a pokemon with the ability to maul people with an axe, shoot people with a shotgun, beat people up with his fists, and kill his own trainer

trainer: jonachoo i choose you!
trainer: jonachoo use maul with axe!
jonachoo: i will kill you all!
trainer: good now, wait wait, NOOOOOOOOOOOO! eauh! (thud)

by Owltalon September 6, 2007

Jonah Hill

A talentless Hollywood "actor" who is only made it cos of his religion

That guy didn't deserve his job, he only got it cos of his "connections" - what a total Jonah Hill!!!!!

by enoughofthefakehistory December 26, 2016

Jonah

Huge dick sucker

Man that guys a real jonah

by Jonah's gay November 13, 2016

JONAS

A crap new show on Disney Channel focused on just about only relationships and drama. Crazy teenage girls watch it just to see the gay Jonas Brothers.

All the shows on Disney Channel are horrible now, including JONAS.

by pianokid54 August 5, 2010

jonas

A unit to measure fail. Derived from the average amount of fail the Jonas Brothers and their fans radiate per second.

(Guy wipes out in the X-Games)

Judge: That fail ranked at about 22 jonases.

by B33R Train March 6, 2010

jonas

A Autistic Person usually wearing glasses and making hitler or ww2 jokes. Also knows a lot about history.

Person 1: Hey what happened in 1917 again ?
Person 2: IDK ask Jonas

by COG_BlackMamba June 18, 2018

Nick Jonas

1) A living God. Sex God, that is.
2) The most amazing, inspiring person you will ever hear of.
3) Not gay whatsoever, despite rumors that people believe.
4) Believed to have rekindled his flame with Miley Cyrus after preforming "Before the Storm" in Dallas, TX on their Summer 2009 tour, Jonas Brothers World Tour

Fan 1: Holy S*#( Nick Jonas is so hot.
Fan 2: The 'Rolling Stone' picture? Hotness on legs.

Fan 1: Did you hear about Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus?
Fan 2: Yeah. Niley's back.

by njjwantsme June 30, 2009