Someone that is very shifty who often commits to riding a bike or going on a river trip but finds “reasons” to sit at home and be a lazy pile.
by Illbill1969 September 19, 2022

A very terrible kid that thinks he is high of a blunt that had no weed in it. JOEY also thinks he can get all the girls.
by BigPPmanNoSTDS January 7, 2022

The best friend , brother , boyfriend , uncle , step father , father , husband anyone could ask for ! I’ve never met a man so loving and casting to all he literally is a saint who sticks to his morals.. A real trail blazer never going with the flow unless the flow is the right way to go usually many disagree with his causes , however in the end he prevails and was usually sop on with how Innate ability to predict future outcomes abs events …. You will never meet a better man than Joey Smalls
If you ever get lucky enough to love joey smalls never let him go you will regret it the rest of you life .
by The retributioner July 30, 2024

by theworldmayneverknow1234 April 19, 2014

Will steal your money if you leave it out, tells all of your secrets after promising not too. Works for the Chinese government as a troll to incite hate and division on current u.s and some foreign events across all social media platforms. If you get a long with him it's because he's setting you up . Likes ice cream.
I was with Joey earlier but he was on social media the whole time and only wanted to talk about how great china is. Any ways have you seen my money I left on the table?
by jojo_guacamole November 23, 2021

Literally the hottest living organism in all of humanity. He can read people's minds and bang a bunch of girls without being affected.
by Joey Katz February 13, 2018

A young man trying to get his money up. He knows that nobody fucking with him so he does everything by his lonley. He gives no fucks about who fucking with him or not. He knows that no one can be trusted so he keeps to himself. Many people try to bring him down but it dosent work. He has a big dream but no one fucking with him so he puts up everything by himself and keeps doing the best he can to make his dream come true.
Damn Joey .
by TopShitMan November 21, 2016
