Jersey Scrabble

Modified rules for the game of Scrabble in which players are only permitted to form words that are:

1) obscene or offensive; OR

2) are descriptive of sexual

a) anatomy; or

b) activities

I just got back from the Jets game and learned a bunch of new words that I can use in Jersey Scrabble!

by Harley Jarvis July 24, 2019

Jersey Jeff

A person who doesn’t follow through with something.

Brian: Is the game downloaded yet?
Jeff: Yes!
Brian: Okay, start the game.
Jeff: *proceeds to never start the game*
Brian: He’s pulling a Jersey Jeff again!

by carsonhoudek June 7, 2022

Jersey Handshake

Fingering a girl while making out with them, in public.

"I gave a five-year-old a Jersey handshake last night, everyone was cheering me on until the police came"

by Whiteboynigga August 9, 2012

Jersey Hotpipe

Penetration of the male's penis into the muffler of a vehicle and then thrusting the uncleaned carbon residue covered shaft into a vagina.

Kyle gave his unsuspecting girlfriend a Jersey Hotpipe by sticking his hard cock into the warm muffler and then preceding to insert his "gift" into his girlfriends vagina.

by 5teVe0 June 30, 2008

Jersey Meathook

Having sex with a girl, then having your friend burst out of the closet with a camera. When that happens, you give the girl the shocker and lift her in the air as he takes the picture.

Want to see the picture from last night's Jersey Meathook?

by Esco August 21, 2006

Jersey Sneak

When driving, to make a left turn at an intersection just as the stoplight turns green pulling out in front of the oncoming traffic.

I'm in a rush dogg, I'm going to pull a Jersey sneak at this light.

by intlvic April 3, 2011

bengals jersey

A bengals jersey is a phrase similar to butter face or butta face; it references the Cincinnati Bengals, a NFL team that has nice jerseys but ugly helmets. It is the same as stating someone has an attractive body with an unattractive face.

"Fergie has an awesome body. It's too bad she is a bengals jersey".

by Frankzulla July 4, 2008