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jake branson

a crazy lunatic that doesn't leave girls alone and tends to be a stalker and never leave their side. everyone hates him and wants to punch him in the face. he thinks that he's the shit. he also thinks he can make fun of anyone but if they make fun of him he has to go crazy.
everyone: ugh jake branson is coming to the party
everyone: his mom always has to stay and it's so annoying can't we just throw him out. he can't win fights.
by ihateanna123 March 13, 2019
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jake mcquade

Jake is a very different type of person. he is very sneaky and tends to watch people when they don't expect it. he is very loyal to his friends. his smile warms up the room and everyone loves to spend time with Jake. he is very athletic and girls crawl all over him, on top of that he has a great body, its a perfect match!! he is very intelligent and smells amazing. its a myth that jake mcquades pee ginger ale!! usually found with ginger hair, and a sexy smile, jake mcquade is the person to be!
girl: oh my god is that jake mcquade
girl 2: yes, he is beautiful
girl: im in love
by aruther burfeild January 25, 2019
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Jake The Muss

A infamous NZ quote from the Movie Once were warriors

When someone gets really angry beyond control and wants to give someone a good beating.

NZ Slang for Domestic Violence
Once Were Warriors movie the infamous "Cook me some damn eggs woman" scene and jake heke proceeds to beat his wife after she refused.

This is known as "Jake the muss"
by kevmannz January 3, 2010
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Jake terpak

A dumb ass cunt that likes cock and ball.. Sucks mad cock loves Cody’s large dick
Hey did you hear about Jake terpak he was blowing cody!!
by RonaldReagansdog January 16, 2022
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jake is a god

jake is a god hahahaha jk lol jk love you jake
by ZennyBoyZ June 18, 2018
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jake and lily

Best couple ever they know it inside not in love by looks but by heart
by Lollypop dancer April 18, 2016
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Jake Paul

"I think I'm gonna die." said Caleb. "Why?" says you. "I have Jake Paul."
by memesking January 11, 2019
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