Girl: who is this person u like every one of her status posts? I get about 20 notices a day saying you like so and so's status.
Guy: oh just a friend from work. She's really nice.
Girl: she looks like a whore. Why do you keep status humping her?
Guy: oh just a friend from work. She's really nice.
Girl: she looks like a whore. Why do you keep status humping her?
by sxycanuck October 19, 2011
a specific position requiring the following
3 munchkins (small children or very short people will do)
1 female
a pound of hersheys chocolate (no nuts)
1. 2 munchkins lather themselves in melted chocolate
2. the choco munchkins jump on the female and start pleasuring her
3. the other munchkin melts more chocolate in the microwave
4. while the choco munchkins hump the female the 3rd pours chocolate all over them.
5. they all have sex in a puddle of melted chocolate
3 munchkins (small children or very short people will do)
1 female
a pound of hersheys chocolate (no nuts)
1. 2 munchkins lather themselves in melted chocolate
2. the choco munchkins jump on the female and start pleasuring her
3. the other munchkin melts more chocolate in the microwave
4. while the choco munchkins hump the female the 3rd pours chocolate all over them.
5. they all have sex in a puddle of melted chocolate
by dubble A May 22, 2008
A sexual term when a man or woman grinds up against a object or person.
In reference to a form of : sex act
Like when a man or boy grab a female from behind in a bear hug then has dry sex with her she being unwillingly , involved.
Or at any public schools when teenagers grab a girl or girls and dry humps her 3 min ect.
A sex act - type of trespassing assualt .
In reference to a form of : sex act
Like when a man or boy grab a female from behind in a bear hug then has dry sex with her she being unwillingly , involved.
Or at any public schools when teenagers grab a girl or girls and dry humps her 3 min ect.
A sex act - type of trespassing assualt .
Dry Hump : The woman said "he grind up against her on the city bus".
It's called- Dry Sex / Dry Humping
It's called- Dry Sex / Dry Humping
by House of Yahweh July 24, 2023
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by jono_theweirdo March 24, 2021
Once again Timmy shit in the sink at work, didn't wash his hands and ate his co-worker's sandwich, he is such a fucking hump.
by Tuggin McGroin January 20, 2021
I was kicking back enjoying a hump.
by ERICWRIGHT075 November 5, 2021