hitosexual

When you love someone based on their personality, no matter how they look, what gender or sexual orientation

Person 1: What sexuality are you?
Person 2: I'm hitosexual, I love people based on who they are. MLK style.

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Homosexuality Theorem

This theorem states that if one is homosexual, it is impossible for them to be able to win anything.

That gay arab kid fits the homosexuality theorem perfectly; he never wins anything!

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The outcome of gender after an animal has been red or spayed. The act of having no gender, and not being able to have anymore.

After we spayed our puppy, she turned into a nomosexual.

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The word "Homosexual" adapted to the Portugese way of pronouncing R's as H's.

Unclephilly is without a doubt the biggest Romosexual I have ever known.

Get out of my way,you fucking Romosexual!!

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Feeling more than platonic feelings for fellow pledge brothers of a Gamma Rho pledge class

Guy 1: dude everybody poke Oltean's page

Guy 2: Dude you are such a Gamma Rhomosexual

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a person who gets turned on by hobo's and anything to do with them.

Hobo-Joe-Bo seems to be a big hit with the hobosexual ladies lately...Hottt Stufff!!

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a individual who loves to be sexual with hobos. especially the one that lives by 7-11.

Dude:yo man i heard Erin F. was a hobosexual.
girl: yeeeep. she had sex with the one by 7-11.
dude: sick....

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