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RHAM High School 

Rham is a public school where there’s traces of blow on bathroom sinks and where everyone has a juul (including some teachers). Rham is where kids trap more in the parking lot than at their own homes and where getting fucked up is an after school activitie.
Yo dude let’s go trap at rham high school.

The Catholic High School of Baltimore 

An all girls high school where the girls resemble cattle
Why are the girls from The Catholic High School of Baltimore eating everything

West Windsor Plainsboro High School North 

A school in New Jersey where the only minority is freaking white people. We are rich enough to be a private school yet somehow we cannot regulate the goddam temperature in our classes. If your GPA is under a 4.0 you will be disowned, and our sports teams are comical. And if anyone from WWP High School South is reading this and shaking their head, you better shut up and sit down because the only thing different about your school is that you don’t have freaking walls.
Person 1: Yo what school do you go to
Person 2: West Windsor Plainsboro High School North
Person 1: At least u have walls

penquis valley high school 

Welcome to penquis valley high school, where the population of the school is 200 yet the whores there manage to have 100000 bodies. if you smoke or drink, you barley fit in, because you can’t keep up with the 12 year olds doing heroine and crack. although you live in milo, which is the definition of poverty, you get made fun of for wearing clothing more expensive than walmart. understandable tho broke bitch. the school has good basketball talent, because unless you are doing all the drugs, your playing basketball. to sum it up, milo is a crack shack of a town, filled with pedos and anal sex.
pal: yo, do you know where i can find heroine infested 12 year old to bag?
Anyone: yeah, penquis valley high school

Plainedge High School 

Shit school for shit people with shit teachers

i hate it here

Grand Blanc high school 

A highschool in a rich suburb area right by/in flint. Known for girls getting eaten out by foster dogs, students fucking in the library, and teachers sleeping with students. The girls there are ether super popular and rich or fucking weird, the guys there usually have bigger asses than the girls or typically have perms. Every person there vapes and because of that the bathrooms have vape sensors in them, also the only thing everyone can agree on is that crossing is bullshit and the only couples you see in the hallways are fucking ugly and should not be making out like that.
Person 1: “hey that girl goes to Grand Blanc high school, she’s hot
Person 2: “nah man, they’re fucking weird. She probably has stds from fucking so many guys in the library”