Gorilla tag

The average racist hangout for squeakers, racist 8 year olds, grown ups who give you death threats and the 1% of normal people

''Guy 1: Hey guys, Do you play gorilla tag?''
''Guy 2: Yeah, I scream racist things when I lose''
''Guy 1: Same here
''Guy 3: How are we even friends?''

by Doctor Freeman September 27, 2022

hairy mustard gorilla gay balls

When you are gay and cover your hairy balls in mustard and have a gorilla fondle your nuts

Person A: "Hey what's steve doing?"
Steve: "Im doing hairy mustard gorilla gay balls rn."
Person A: "Thats kinda gay"
Steve: "I know"

by goofyfoog March 31, 2025

Gorilla glove

Where you cum in your hand before you shake someone else’s hand then offer them a towel but it has pubes on it, when they remove the towel the hair is stuck to their hand like a gorilla hand.

Met John the other night, when I went to shake his hand he gorilla gloved me!

by Towerdawg97 September 10, 2020

boiled gorilla poo

Black pudding.

Boiled gorilla poo tastes like black pudding.

by Debskelly1985 May 14, 2023

Gorilla Sex

Like doggy style but you stand over your partner like a gorilla

Hey babe can we try gorilla sex

by Ttownbeast575 October 10, 2019

cave gorilla

When you are about to cum, pound on your chest like a gorilla, than pull out and go into the darkness.

Hey dude, I gave your mom a cave gorilla yesterday!

by Full throttle May 12, 2016

Gorilla Footing

Walking around and unintentionally making an exceeding amount of noise. This phrase typically denotes a lack of intentional noise control or awareness of one’s acoustic impact.

My neighbor upstairs was gorilla footing around.

When someone forgets to hold shift in game and blows your cover, you can say they gorilla footed.

by Yellowpanda911 January 5, 2024