Suck a goat

Some people just act and smell like they suck goats. Not to name any names. Sometimes they need to be reminded.

You smell like you suck goats for minimum wage. Go suck a goat.

by drypants August 27, 2022

Cracked And Goated

cracked and goated is what N0bleN1Njaz is at fortnite

Yo Leo is a little emo faggot nigga hoe
Cracked and goated

by Hi Leo September 29, 2021

Goat Powder

1. An anti-febrifuge, concoted by tincture of ovine urine triple distilled, condensed and crystalised over a twelve year period on top of a mountain somewhere, for the purposes of having a life.

2. Archaeologist jargon for fucking the evidence.

3. Someone who has no life.

1. "Wanna buy some goat-powder, sonny?"

2. "This context change proves the saxon theory"

"There is no context change; you're making goat powder"

3. "Phil is so boring, he's goat powder".

by Captain Pugwasher November 18, 2009

Ugly Goat

a young person who always trynna get laid and seek for pleasure.

is boyfriend & girlfriend even a thing these days. fuck that. chase a bag, fuck bitches, live life. ~ Ugly Goat

by Ugly Goat August 3, 2019

Goat in a box

Bat shit crazy people who bring goats into their camper

She has a goat in a box

by Bamabay19 June 7, 2019

skank goating

blaming the crappiness of a situation on the skanky hoes present.

"these skanks are playing the shittiest of tunes"
"its that one dude whos choosing this shitty music, stop skank goating"

by buzzylinguardo February 1, 2010

goat fart

the act of secreting feces, esspecially green feces, in ones pants, under the mistaken assumption that one is merely passing gas.

jakub started acting weird and went home really fast. later, i found out he laid a goat fart.

by jprandolf July 9, 2005