Fucktard

When a teenager with ridiculously poor grammar submits a stupid and incorrect definition on Urban dictionary because they heard a term at school that's been around for decades, yet they believe they are one of the first people to hear it, and/or know the "real" meaning of it.

Dirty Sanchez is when a guy sticks his finger up a girl's anus and then wipes there finger on the girls lip. I know this b/c my hoars at my high school think I a fucktard.

by Not a virgin either September 21, 2017

FuckTard

a person who is a mother fucking bitch that one likes

Jared is such a fucktard like usual

by daria the crab May 24, 2017

Fucktard

Fucktard When you are having sex and they call you retarded call them a fucktard. Hurts more than being called a cunt.

Dang it Ron! You are a real fucktard! You don’t make my pussy wet like Jeff does!

by Hey Halooooo- Fucktard June 15, 2019

fucktard

Acting like a Fucking retard

He was acting like a fucktard yesterday!

by Anamaericana January 21, 2016

Fucktard

Fucktard is not a shortened word for fucking retard!! A true fucktard is an individual that sees an opportunity or is in a situation that has potential for multiple outcomes. Weighs all options, acknowledges benefits and consequences for each option, then chooses to go with the option that will have the most hilarious, sick and twisted consequence.... Just for shits and giggles. And smile for the camera in central booking every time!!

While on Greyhound bus going cross country, we made an unscheduled stop. I only wanted half a cigarette.

Driver: get back on the bus! This ain't your stop!
Me: it's only a half cig, calm down
Driver: if you light that I'm calling the Sheriff!!
(I finish and return to my seat)
Sheriff: ma'am you need to exit the bus. You've been kicked off
Me: this middle of nowhere Kansas!!
Sheriff: get up now or I'm gonna taze you!
Me:......... Do what you gotta do!! (total Fucktard move!!)
**I was tazzed 3x in the thigh (still no feeling 11yrs later), held for 48 hrs on $1500 bail, and made a back room deal with Mayor being banned from the entire state of Kansas for life.

**Sometime wrote an article in their local paper about the incident. True story

by Just 4 shits& giggles May 16, 2022

Fucktard

Someone who is so both a 'retard' and a 'fucking asshole'.

" I can't believe that fucktard just ran into my truck."

by missinginaction47 April 13, 2009

Fucktard

A complete retard who doesnt know what day it is or whats going on. Also says complete nonsense as if it was fact.

Dan: I live by heathrow and jet engines always fall in my garden.

Read: What the fuck are you talking about you Fucktard.

Dan: Dont know just thought i'd say something.

by cjp1992 October 15, 2012